Office of the Historian
The Archive of Invocations
A chronological record of the phrase through time.
The Archive documents verified public appearances of “Magic Internet Money,” preserving each artifact with its source, date, attribution, and historical context.
History is presented here in the order in which it entered the record.
Showing 40 of 40 archival records
2011–2013
The Early Digital Period
Before cryptocurrency became a mainstream financial category, its language was still being invented.
Early references reveal an internet attempting to describe something for which established financial vocabulary was often inadequate.
TL;DR - magic internet money!
MIM.2026.0011Verifieddwaltrip
2013
Bitcoin: Magic Internet Money.
MIM.2026.0010VerifiedHolliday
2013
Bitcoin: Magic Internet Money
MIM.2026.0009Verifiedmavensbot
2013
What employment income? Last I checked you were a jobless do-nothing, sitting on his couch all day actively declining job offers relying on internet magic money to make you rich.
MIM.2026.0008Verifiedgreyhawk
2012
Magic Internet Money
MIM.2026.0007VerifiedErebusBat
2012
[Police Guy] Um, why would you give your magic internet money to someone who you've never met named pirate?
MIM.2026.0006VerifiediCEBREAKER
2012
As if any law enforcement agency in the world has a Cryptocoin Recovery Division, or cares in the least about their Magic Internet Money.
MIM.2026.0005VerifiediCEBREAKER
2012
Speaking of accounting, do you employ an outside accountant for tax preparation? If so, what was his/her take on that "Magic Computer Money"?
MIM.2026.0004VerifiedSMTB1963
2012
We're still in 'early adopter' phase and a high fraction of people who join now will be interested in the tech and details of bitcoin. But later on a vanishing fraction will be abl…
MIM.2026.0003VerifiedFreeMoney
2012
Ira (bearbones) and I were chatting today. We've come up with a new slogan which should be made the official slogan of Bitcoin: Bitcoin Magic Computer Money So the new strategy i…
MIM.2026.0002VerifiedErik Voorhees
2012
2014
A New Chapter
Magic Internet Money enters a distinct historical period.
Records from this year form part of the foundational collection maintained by the Archive.
2015–2019
The Expansion
Cryptocurrency spreads beyond its original technical communities.
The phrase travels with it.
2020–2024
The Institutional Period
What had once been dismissed as obscure internet experimentation increasingly entered the vocabulary of corporations, investors, public figures, and mainstream culture.
The phrase remained.
Kinda feel like magic internet money might not be the best recession hedge after all
MIM.2026.0036Under Curatorial ReviewDonAlt
2024
Good morning to everyone especially to the people who love magic internet money 🌞
MIM.2026.0021Under Curatorial ReviewAshley
2024
judging by the happiness of the timeline today, america needs to replace SSRI & antidepressants with magic internet money ASAP
MIM.2026.0013Verifiedmert
2024
Higher rates are good. They’ll force businesses to invest in real projects that can generate real returns instead of burning magic internet money on pictures of bored apes.
MIM.2026.0041Under Curatorial ReviewRamp Capital
2023
In the last 24 hours I’ve had possession of 2 @MadLadsNFT. I’m keeping one in my ledger, but the other is going to fund a new couch. He has served me well. 0 profit shaming from me…
MIM.2026.0029Under Curatorial ReviewAriel Givner
2023
What is this "halving" they (the wizards of the magic internet money) keep talking about? https://academy.binance.com/en/halving
MIM.2026.0019Under Curatorial ReviewChangpeng Zhao
2023
People call Bitcoin magic internet money, meanwhile their currency is literally just paper.
MIM.2026.0037Under Curatorial ReviewDan Held
2022
What do you do? Magic internet money.
MIM.2026.0018Under Curatorial ReviewChangpeng Zhao
2022
We have a scoop from one of our associate autists: MIM (Magic Internet Money) may be nearly insolvent. MIM is one of the larger stablecoins, with a market cap of ~$300M. We can't …
MIM.2026.0042Under Curatorial ReviewAutism Capital 🧩
2022
The volcano in this area is dormant so I’m amazed that the power plant can generate electricity. Must be magic steam generating magic electricity to power the mining of magic inter…
MIM.2026.0017Under Curatorial ReviewSamson Mow
2022
LMAO you kind of have to respect that Elon is fucking up financial markets by tweeting about memes and magic internet money in-between meetings where he is trying to send humans to…
MIM.2026.0015Under Curatorial ReviewAnthony Pompliano
2021
constantly tweeting about magic internet money is a personality
MIM.2026.0014Under Curatorial ReviewZack Voell
2020
2025–Present
The Continuing Record
The history of Magic Internet Money is not presented here as a completed story.
New evidence continues to surface. New invocations continue to be made. The Archive remains open.
i didn’t choose web3 because of magic internet money i was shy introverted had social anxiety and ADHD and never really knew where i fit in then i found crypto and i had somethi…
MIM.2026.0026Under Curatorial ReviewNoah (@0xbullnoah)
2026
Alright, time to hear how this man is going to ruin the future of our magic internet money.
MIM.2026.0025Under Curatorial ReviewJelle (@CryptoJelleNL)
2026
Summoning magic internet money, An art itself. BIG WEEK! Gm fam!
MIM.2026.0028Under Curatorial ReviewRealm ⨀
2026
i believe in magic internet money i believe it’s going to change my life forever it’s reason i keep showing up every single day
MIM.2026.0024Under Curatorial ReviewBala (@BalaiBB)
2026
magic internet money
MIM.2026.0035Under Curatorial Reviewdovvvv7
2026
like this post if you like magic internet money
MIM.2026.0033Under Curatorial ReviewMika
2026
Men swapped dating women for magic internet money and Pokemon cards.
MIM.2026.0023Under Curatorial ReviewTyler (@TylerDurden)
2026
Good morning magic internet money enthusiasts
MIM.2026.0030Under Curatorial Reviewceen
2026
I’m done. Sold every single coin. Bought 232 kilos of physical Silver instead. No insiders. No wash trading. Enjoy your magic internet money. I’ll see you next year.
MIM.2026.0040Under Curatorial ReviewShibo
2025
Good morning, magic internet money friends. Be like Jake. Did he really lose? He fought and made money. Do you see? This is the WIN method. You might take punches, but at the end …
MIM.2026.0032Under Curatorial ReviewMika
2025
it really is just magic internet money isn’t it
MIM.2026.0034Under Curatorial ReviewMika
2025
If you bought $10 worth of Bitcoin in 2010 at $0.4 That $10 would be worth $3,125,000 today This is why we love the game Magic Internet Money
MIM.2026.0031Under Curatorial ReviewSweep
2025
We will change our lives with this magic internet money this summer. Believe that.
MIM.2026.0027Under Curatorial ReviewEnjooyer
2025
Imagine hating someone because they like a different magic internet money than you. So fucking lame.
MIM.2026.0022Under Curatorial ReviewScott Melker
2025
Magic Internet Money grows on merkle trees.
MIM.2026.0043Under Curatorial ReviewJameson Lopp
2025
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